Melayu POYOR!

dalam kul 1oam aku sampai rumah dari pasar ...

tgn 2-2 pegang plastic bags

tunggu lift nk naik ..

'Ting' ... pintu lift terbukak ...

Terpacak lelaki Melayu depan panel nombor tingkat ...

DIA BOLEH BUAT BODOH!

(last time, aku jumpa Melayu, bila dia tgk aku occupied both hands, terus meluncur dr mulut dia;

'tingkat berapa ye?'

x ke rasa mcm happy tinggal dalam environment yg amalkan budi bahasa budaya kita?

tp hari ni, aku MELAYU, JUMPA MELAYU POYO YG BODOH

da dia ignored aku, aku wat sendiri la kan, it's not like AM HANDICAPPED!

tetiba,

"Daddy, nnt kita pegi (somewhere), ada nk beli barang .. hari tu pegi dgn mummy, x sempat.."

ohhh ... dgn anak rupenye ...

aku ok lagik ... skalik,

"When?" Lelaki Melayu tu tanya dgn nada mcm bagus yg tone dia aku boleh implied as telling me, I am Malay who speak English to my child ...

UPON HEARING THE ARROGANT BASTARD TONE, I really feel like,

"excuse me, may b it would be better if you repeat what your child has said in English, as in to prepare him to be able to request things from you in English ...

and by the way, I am AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE teacher, teaching in the INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY with A DEGREE IN TEACHING ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE ... may b you would like to learn BETTER PRONUNCIATION and ENGLISH GRAMMAR FROM ME!, and also I just completed a module name DISCOURSE ANALYSIS, thus the SH*T coming out from your mouth even it is a SINGLE WORD could be analysed from MANY different perspectives!"

DANG!!!!!!!!

jgn sebab aku baru balik pasar, aku selekeh, aku tak pandai cakap omputih bhai, LOOK CAN BE DECEIVING hokey! ...

NAK POYO BIAR BERTEMPAT!

WTH?!

ada suatu ketika, kawan A kata dia kecik ati kat kawan B,

si B S.C.O.F.F.E.D at apa dia buat ..

si A kata dia ADA HAK buat apa dia suka, sbb dia x susahkan B ...

TAPI nape bila aku buat apa aku suka dia bleh persoalkan apa kes?

Ari ni bgn pagi rasa mcm geram ...

bila kena batang hidung, pandai plak T.E.R.A.S.A,
abis aku?
x yah amek pot eh?
tak yah T.E.R.A.S.A eh?
Sbb saya da tahu awak mcm mana eh?
Saya kene faham2 sendiri eh?

Lepas ni malas dah nk ambil tahu rasanya ... dah byk kali jd benda yg sama ... bodoh betul la aku ni, x serik2 ...